"I say we nuke 'em", said Colonel Baxter, pride on his face.
"Of all the things, you americans can only think of nuclear bombs", said Niel Arora, disgust on his face.
"We ain't carried 1330 nuclear test for nothing. These are ailens, world at war, and you say we wait and swing our bunnies 'round. Nuke 'em, we shall".
"You know Baxter, congress will never approve of it." said General Kramer. "And besides that the authority lies with the President".
"Do you have a heart or not? Millions are gonna die. The solution lies in ancient Indian ayurvedic methodologies. These things are only eating our food, lets poison them!", said Neil.
"You are saying, that ayurvedic medicines are poisons Mr. Niel?", said Kramer.
"Well they surely taste like them", said Baxter. "You know General, my grandfather once went to India. He accidentally tripped and got a cut. He was bleedin' like hell. Now here comes an old hag. She applies a green lep or buttee or something like that on his leg and says god will bless him. My grandad, healed, came back from India in all praise for the ayurveda. Next thing you know that, he has got foot and mouth, the damn thing was made of cow dung. He sued that hag. After 20 years, the case is still pending in their courts".
"I fully agree with you Baxter, you know my uncle.....".
"Excuse me "aliens" "world at war"?, said Niel
Enter the President of United states of America with his men in black.
"General Kramer, Col. Baxter....", says President.
"Sir..Sir....", said col. and General bowing there heads. "This gentleman here has a plan, he....".
"I am not here to listen to any plan. What I say, what I believe, you listen to that because change has come to America. You think you can do that?"
"Yes we can", chanted all in unison.
"One rule, one policy, one democracy, yes we can".
"We can resurrect our economy, rebuilt our infrastructure and change the world...."
"Yes we can....".
"Our monotony can change and...."
"Sir, your plan.....policy?", interrupted Niel.
"Yes yes, i propose a nuclear explosion in downtown Manhattan......"
"Ah, what did I expect....." thought Niel.
".......This nuclear explosion is different. It will NOT harm humans.", said the President.
"What!", somebody shouted.
"Yes, due to the brilliant work done by our scientist......."
"Indian scientists in America", said Niel.
"Yes yes exactly, they have developed a nuke bomb which will destroy any extraterrestrial being, but not humans, and it does not cause harm and it will not detonate too, so no harm to any property. World leaders have been told about this. It called Operation Covert.", said The President.
"But, if the world knows about it then why the hell its called covert?", slapped Niel.
"American terminology my boy", said Baxter.
"We can save the world......come on....."
"YES WE CAN".
